Sometimes I'm serious.

FUNNY SONG TITLES AND BAND NAMES


FUNNY SONG TITLES

 

LOVE BALLAD FOR PROMISING MAD SCIENTISTS

 

YOU LOOK EVEN WORSE THAN YOU SMELL

 

AGE 34 BEATS JESUS

 

I SECOND THE MOTION TO KICK ASS

 

THEY DON'T GIVE GRAMMYS TO SHIT, DO THEY?

                   

POINTLESS PACIFIST NINJA

   

JESUS: QUITE A GUY

 

MIDWESTERN AND HUMBLE ABOUT IT

                                                              

Mother Earth gives up everyone for adoption

 

Heaven must be missing an average looking woman               


EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY
           

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING ME

            
NOBODY'S PERFECT, RIGHT JESUS?

 

I wish my dick was as big as your heart                 

 

POOR AIM IN LIFE AND BATHROOMS

2 DUM 4 WURDZ

 

Dance with death, refuse the after party

 

Number one songs somehow suck

 

How can you tell new age songs apart?

 

Feel my largest organ (My skin babe)

 

Kiss me if your parents approve

 

Pre-school dropouts

  

I’m dying to meet God

 

Curious George learns awful truth

 

You put the cunt in country music

 

IS HE THROWING UP OR IS THIS A SONG?

 

THE 2 COMMANDMENTS: CUTTING GOD'S FAT

 

HONOR THY DRUNK MOTHER AND ABSENT FATHER?

  

RIP OFF OF POPULAR STUFF

 

FART FRAT: KEEP FARTING

                                                    

PROPERTY OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM

PROPERTY OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER

 

PROPERTY OF RICH, PSYCHOTIC WHITE MEN

PROPERTY OF A BIZARRE UNIVERSE

 

Yodeling is for people who hate other people

 

A MUSICAL BOB ROSS PAINTING

 

Vegetarian: 1/2 the fat, 1/20th the fun!

 

GET INTO MY SCHEMES AND INTO MY WAR 


GOD DITCHED ME FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN


AT LEAST IT HAS THAT ONE GUY YOU LIKE        


WHAT?  YOU IS CRAZY DUDE!


PANDERING FOR THE HOLIDAYS

 

 FUNNY BAND NAMES


NESTERUK AND SOME OTHER GUY

 
THEY MIGHT BE MIDGETS
 

THE WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY?


FATHERS OF IMITATION


THE WHO THE HELL ARE THEYS?

 

NAME NOT IMPORTANT

  

NOT AS POPULAR AS PAUL MCCARTNEYS

  

UNINTENTIONAL JOKE

 

WISH WE WERE BETTER


ACOUSTIC TECHNO

 

NO BIG DEALS

 

WHO GIVES A SHITS?     


THE FAKE ORGASMS


ONE IOTA OF TALENT 


BARELY MUSIC

   

CRANK ZAPPA

   

THEY'RE FREAKS!

 

A FEW NOBODIES

  

THEY CAME FROM MODEST MIDWESTERN HOMES

 

GAVE UP HOPE LAST WEDNESDAY AFTERNOONS